Proud Fathers Prints

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"When did she start crawling?"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"That's mine!"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Infantry.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Father

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'