Joyful Dad Gifts

Father's Day

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"That's mine!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Infantry.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Man building a tree house

My dad makes his own beer.

Daddy's Hook

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

New dad.

Clown baby.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Father's Day

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'