Joyful Dad T-Shirts

Father's Day

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"That's mine!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Man building a tree house

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

My dad makes his own beer.

Daddy's Hook

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

New dad.

Clown baby.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Father's Day

'How are the quadruplets?'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'