Joyful Father T-Shirts

My dad makes his own beer.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"That's mine!"

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

New dad.

Clown baby.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Father's Day

'How are the quadruplets?'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"She has your soul patch."

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

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