Mirthful Dad T-Shirts

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"That's mine!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Man building a tree house

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

My dad makes his own beer.

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

New dad.

Clown baby.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Father's Day

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'How are the quadruplets?'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Mix up on the maternity ward.