Exasperated Dad T-Shirts

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Man building a tree house

My dad makes his own beer.

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Daddy's Hook

Clown baby.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Father's Day

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'How are the quadruplets?'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Mix up on the maternity ward.

Timber!

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

Father's Day