Exasperated Dad Pillows

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Infantry.

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Man building a tree house

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

My dad makes his own beer.

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Daddy's Hook

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Clown baby.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Father's Day

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'How are the quadruplets?'

Mix up on the maternity ward.

Timber!

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

Father's Day