Enthusiastic Parent Pillows

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Werewolves of London..."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'