Proud Parent Pillows

'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"Can it be ready by noon? My daughter's getting married. I was hoping to drive her down the aisle."

Age and weight progress

'We exchanged our disposable income for disposable diapers.'

'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Yes, mommy is happy you took a bath without me asking. I will be even happier if you turn the water off."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"We do all our own parenting."

"Come on, show Grandma how smart you are—tell her the difference between a condo and a co-op."

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

My child could be a honor student if he tried harder.

Cry babies.

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"Zach is in the gifted-and-talented-and-you're-not class."

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

'I'm so good at this."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

"...what did that music teacher give my super-talented boy to learn, then?"

Height Chart.

"You are the best mom ever."

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Your Walking!'

'I'm so brilliant sometimes I find it hard to live with.'

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

Good work!

Baby.