Proud Parent Pillows

'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"Can it be ready by noon? My daughter's getting married. I was hoping to drive her down the aisle."

Age and weight progress

'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'

'We exchanged our disposable income for disposable diapers.'

"Yes, mommy is happy you took a bath without me asking. I will be even happier if you turn the water off."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Baby on a potty holding up a No.2 sign.

My child could be a honor student if he tried harder.

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Cry babies.

"Come on, show Grandma how smart you are—tell her the difference between a condo and a co-op."

"We do all our own parenting."

"...what did that music teacher give my super-talented boy to learn, then?"

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

Height Chart.

Impressing dad.

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'I'm so good at this."

Their son was in a class of his own.

Baby.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

"Zach is in the gifted-and-talented-and-you're-not class."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'It's a good report card, Dad. Better catch it on video.'

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

Good work!

'Your Walking!'