Sporty Dad Pillows

Daddy's Hook

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Skateboard

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Baby Footballer

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Father's Day

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

Timber!

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"I am standing up straight."