Sporting Dad Pillows

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Skateboard

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Father's Day

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Timber!

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Dad Sox

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'I think Kenny's finally accepted fatherhood - he said he was off to play football with the kids.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

'Maybe tomorrow.'

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

"Mommie!"

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"I am standing up straight."