Sporting Dad Gifts

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Skateboard

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

Father's Day

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Timber!

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Dad Sox

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

'Maybe tomorrow.'

"I am standing up straight."

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"Mommie!"

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."