Sporty Parent Gifts

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Olympics create interest in curling.

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"I am standing up straight."

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!