Sporty Dad Gifts

Daddy's Hook

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Skateboard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Baby Footballer

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Father's Day

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

Timber!

Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'I think Kenny's finally accepted fatherhood - he said he was off to play football with the kids.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.