Sports Dad Gifts

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

"Remember, son, it's not about winning ... it's about not embarrassing me."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Skateboard

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Daddy's Hook

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Baby Footballer

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I think Kenny's finally accepted fatherhood - he said he was off to play football with the kids.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Dad Sox

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

Dads.

Another Rugby Star is Born.