Sports Dad Gifts

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

"Remember, son, it's not about winning ... it's about not embarrassing me."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Skateboard

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Daddy's Hook

Baby Footballer

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

Dad Sox

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

Dads.

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"