Soccer Dad Gifts

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'I think Kenny's finally accepted fatherhood - he said he was off to play football with the kids.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Dad Sox

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"I am standing up straight."

Thank you for not smacking

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."