Sports Moms And Dads Gifts

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

Soccer Moms

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"I am standing up straight."

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

Thank you for not smacking

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."