Sports Moms And Dads Mugs

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Baby Footballer

Daddy's Hook

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"I am standing up straight."

Thank you for not smacking

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

Vive La Résistance.