Competitive Dad Gifts

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Yummy Mummies

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Skateboard

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Daddy's Hook

Baby Footballer

The relay race

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

Painting dad's face

The Husband Caddie

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Dad Sox

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."