Competitive Kid Gifts

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Football Fans

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Hockey Season.

Yummy Mummies

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Table tennis.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Football player taking the ball home.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Basketball Players Working Together