Competitive Kid Pillows

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Football Fans

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Yummy Mummies

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Hockey Season.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'All good things must come to an end.'

Table tennis.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Danth battle?

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Football player taking the ball home.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Big advantage!!'

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'