Youthful Competitor Pillows

"I can't believe I didn't make the football team!"

Competitions.

Child driving a toy car

Exercising

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Viola player coming through!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

A boy with a football

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Flava Superba

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Basketball Players Working Together

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!