Competitor At Heart Pillows

"I'm afraid that if I fell in love I'd lose my competitive edge."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'