Competitor At Heart Mugs

"I'm afraid that if I fell in love I'd lose my competitive edge."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

The Salesman

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'