Competitive Spirit Aficionado Mugs

'Underarm. . . underarm!'

'We've gone into a more competitive merit system.'

'Can our software do that?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Putin and Zelensky

The rocket powered skiier

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

Snail Racing

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"