Competitive Spirit Enthusiast Mugs

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Consumer Alert

Swimmer with large feet.

'He didn't seem to take too well to being beaten, did he?'

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

The Doping Games?

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Disabled boxers in ring with ramps.

'It breaks a father's heart when his son is less successful than him. Heh, heh.'

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Forty-three straight wins is not a fluke.'

"My dad's fatter than your dad!"

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Notice how he always has to go one better"

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

Rival Jockeys

"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."

"Well, Mr. Dog Eat Dog, did you eat a dog today or did a dog eat you?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Salesman

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'