Young Competitors Pillows

'Son, be honest. Are you taking EPO?'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Drummer

Fishing Boat Derby

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Multisports

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

A boy with a football

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Skateboard Olympics.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'