Young Competitors Pillows

'Son, be honest. Are you taking EPO?'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Drummer

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Hockey Season.

Fishing Boat Derby

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Multisports

A boy with a football

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Skateboard Olympics.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

Eight puns

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Obedience School Spelling Bee