Competitive Child Pillows

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Trojan Hurdler.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'