Competitive Kid Humor Pillows

'Oh yeah? Well my dad bailed out your dad.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Loser's Podium.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Skateboard Olympics.

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"I'm training him."

Basketball Players Working Together

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

"Tag, you're it!"

Javelin

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'Reflexes Normal.'

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

'You've hit the bull.'

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."

Lawnmower racing

'Has he taken my chocolates?'