Competitive Humorist Pillows

'You're accused of punching, gouging, biting and stomping.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Football Chameleon

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Magic Act

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Football Violence

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

Giraffe painter.

Sheepdog

'Isn't your father that very tall boxer?'