Creative Humorist Pillows

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Cinderfelon

Giraffe painter.

Football Chameleon

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Self-Portrait

"I call this one 'Nude portrait of A Girl - Without a Girl.'

Sheepdog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Yes, all at once!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Radiator jazz player

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

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The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Rap-scallions

Double Saxophone