Cultural Humorist Pillows

'Ahhr, he must be French... he's thanking us!'

Man with a sombrero in the rain with a drainpipe running out of it.

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"Kfetch!"

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

"How was the house warming last night?"

A North pole dancer.

Northern Email.

Bubbie Constrictor

'Now let's go get a REAL meal.'

Matador

Native American Indian Smoking Signals.

"My people have 200 words for snow, but only 3 for grande soy skinny decaf latte."

"When did this game get started?"

The Scottish Lawn

Looks like Crazy Horse is having another Twitter rant

Welsh Baby

'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

Australian for Tea.

"Russian blue"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

'So why do they call you Brave with Absurdly Huge Feet?'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Football Chameleon

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.