Cross-cultural Humorist Pillows

Monk and Nut Cracker

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Yes, all at once!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

The Scottish Lawn

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Cover story: Plant World.

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"When did this game get started?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

'I could murder a pint!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Canadian wildfires