Cultural Fusion Humorist Pillows

'Papoose,golf bag.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Football Chameleon

'Yes, all at once!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The Scottish Lawn

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"When did this game get started?"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Cover story: Plant World.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

Pamplona 500

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'