Hybrid Humorist Pillows

Fauna Hybrids

Football Chameleon

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Gangsta wrap.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Hipster Police Department

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Cover story: Plant World.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.