Hybrid Humorist Gifts

Fauna Hybrids

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Gangsta wrap.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Cover story: Plant World.

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Hipster Police Department

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'