Cultural Fusion Humorist Gifts

'Papoose,golf bag.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Football Chameleon

'Yes, all at once!'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

The Scottish Lawn

"When did this game get started?"

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Cover story: Plant World.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Pamplona 500

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."