Culture Humorist Gifts

"Kfetch!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Football Chameleon

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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"Fangul." Italian sausage.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"When did this game get started?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

Cover story: Plant World.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Three-way mirror

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."