Culture Humorist Gifts

"Kfetch!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Football Chameleon

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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"Fangul." Italian sausage.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"When did this game get started?"

"It's obviously an original."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Cover story: Plant World.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Three-way mirror

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."