Pop Culture Humorist Gifts

Eighties Throwback.

Sup, B? 'Sup? You da man. No you da man. Wasaaaaap? Wazzaaaap? BOO-YA! Chill out. Let's bounce, I gotta get fifty bones from the ATM. I can dig it. Nope. That's seventies. Rule was first person to leave the nineties buys the next round. Aiit, my bad, home skillet.

Licence Plate in Hollywood - Just Remarried.

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.

Elvis

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Yes, all at once!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"The Eggsorcist"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

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Elevator Music

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

German School

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"What are you doing?"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.