Pop Culture Humorist Pillows

Eighties Throwback.

Licence Plate in Hollywood - Just Remarried.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Gee, thanks pal."

'Yes, all at once!'

"The Eggsorcist"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Elevator Music

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

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German School

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'