Hybrid Humor Fan Pillows

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Brothers Grime

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Dog in casino.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'More government surveillance!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."