Holistic Humorist Pillows

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Bob's system was totally out of whack – but he knew where he could get more.

Ethics exam cheater.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Football Chameleon

'Yes, all at once!'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Optimist

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Guru.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

The Scottish Lawn

OM, SWEET OM

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

"When did this game get started?"

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

Seneca

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."