Holistic Humorist Mugs

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Bob's system was totally out of whack – but he knew where he could get more.

Ethics exam cheater.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Football Chameleon

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Yes, all at once!'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Optimist

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

The Scottish Lawn

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"When did this game get started?"