Cross-cultural Humor Seeker Pillows

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Drinking Companions

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Pioneers of the ancient west

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Cow can

'Dinner!'

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

"I can't believe the platypuses gave us $100 for our spot on the ark."

Japa-knees

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."