Cultural Humor Enthusiast Pillows

International Compliments.

Chief Cashier

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'