Cultural Humor Enthusiast Gifts

International Compliments.

Chief Cashier

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Speed Dating for Turtles

Cariactures

Do Not Resuscitate

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Selling lemon latt�

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'