Cultural Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Go up there and get those guys busy!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Cat box"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Easter Island legs

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The Fourth Little Pig

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Cut Price

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."