Cultural Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Oi, you lot, I don't want any funny business.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Go up there and get those guys busy!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's not how I sat on you."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"They're so adorable at that age!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Cut Price

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure