Enthusiast Of Cultural Humor Pillows

'No, I'm not English. I'm Danish. It's just that I'm dyslexic.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

Elephant and Castle

Cover story: Plant World.

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"When did this game get started?"

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Green Fingers.

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Monstrosa Impressus

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

"Kfetch!"