Lovers Of Cultural Humor Gifts

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Raised by Dogs

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

Elephant and Castle

"When did this game get started?"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Mime Prison

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Irish Jig Saws

Arm puncture...

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

'Don't you mean rubbish; we're in England!'

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'